Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Keith Richards - A Man amongst Men?



What a whacko. Keith Richards, when asked what was the strangest thing he has ever snorted, claims he snorted the ashes of his dead father. When his father died, he was cremated, Good Ole Richie, grinded up his ashes, mixed it in with his "Blow" and snorted away. Richie said, it didn't kill him, so he guesses he is lucky. Later on, Richie said it didn't happen.

Ok, first thing, first, I am willing to bet it did happen.

Second, I am sure Richie snorted other various foreign objects. He went into the shed, turned on the grinded and mixed it in with his coke. I can see he snorted some of Mick's hair. How about panties from an adoring fan. Maybe even some kind of precious metal. Can you imagine the other kinds of things Richie has snorted, smoked, inhaled, imjected, licked, drank, rubbed, chewed, rolled in and ate?

Third, Does he still do drugs (I know, dumb question)?

Four, By all accounts, just looking at him, he should be dead. Keith "Richie" Richards defyed death. Orrrrrr maybe he is the Grim Reaper himself?

Fifth, Didn't the Who's john Entwistle die a few years ago from a Cocaine overdose before a concert? And if memory serves me correct, Roger Daultry and Pete Townsend played the next night. Sounds like to me, The Who knew their bassist was on borrowed time and probably mourned for him a long, long time ago. I am sure Mick and the boys have a contingent plan all ready to go if Richie snorts a little too much and isn't so lucky.

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