A Can of Shut-Up Juice

Miami Dolphins Linebacker and Resident Big Mouth, Joey Porter is yapping his mouth again, this time against New England Patriots Quarterback Matt Cassel. Porter has already claimed victory against the Patriots, claiming he will treat him like a back up.

So let's get things straight, Joey Porter has led the Dolphins to 1 victory since his arrival in Miami. And that 1 win should have been a loss. So far this season, The Dolphins have lost to the Jets who lost to the Patriots. The Dolphins also lost to the Cardinals, where Joey Porter and his Defense must have missed the plane, because the Cards were just running drills against them.

I am all for Athletes being confident. I am for them saying outrageous things. But do not open your mouth unless you can back up what you say. Here's my advise, don't report it, it's not newsworthy.

Football '08

I am wrong 48% of the time, which means I will get half of this right. So without further ado, my predictions for the 2008 NFL Season:
NFC -- AFC
East
Eagles --- Patriots
Cowboys --- Bills
Giants --- Dolphins
Redskins --- Jets

North
Vikings --- Steelers
Packers --- Browns
Lions --- Ravens
Bears --- Bengals

South
Bucs --- Colts
Saints --- Texans
Panthers --- Jags
Falcons --- Titans

West
Seahawks --- Chargers
Rams --- Raiders
49ers --- Broncos
Cardnals --- Chiefs

Super Bowl:
Chargers / Seahawks
Champs - Chargers